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PANEL 1
Calvereena bobbing in an ocean
CAPTION
And we are back.
CALVEREENA
Look at me! I'm a shark!
CALVEREENA
RRAAAAAARRRR!!!!
PANEL 2
Jeffers fishing on an island, Calvereena bobbing up towards him
JEFFERS
And I'm Brody from Jaws, so prepare to have your mouth obliterated!
CALVEREENA
Whoa...
CAPTION
I know, that last page was a little...different.
PANEL 3
Same as panel 2 but zoomed out
CALVEREENA
Is that a sex joke or a fishing joke?
JEFFERS
Both?
CAPTION
But that's what you get when the assistant editor takes over. Artsy fartsy crap like that. Not suburb quality content like this!
PANEL 4
Outside house set with van
CAPTION
Let's check in with Jonly and Calvereena, see what they've been up to since School got out!
CALVEREENA (CAPTION BOX)
Dude, Jonly! You'll never guess what I just got!
JONLY NONLY (CAPTION BOX)
Herpes? Court summons? Another pregnancy scare?
CALVEREENA (OFF PANEL)
Better!
PANEL 5
Kitchen set
Calvereena and Jonly behind island
CALVEREENA
I got us two tickets to Bob Fuckin' Dylan!
JONLY NONLY
What? AWESOME!
CALVEREENA
Yeah man! Let's go!
PANEL 6
Movie theater outside set
JONLY NONLY (CAPTION BOX)
Uhm, Calvereena, this isn't Bob "The voice of a generation" Dylan...
JONLY NONLY (CAPTION BOX)
This is GAY PORN!
CALVEREENA (CAPTION BOX)
Great soundtrack though, right?
JONLY NONLY (CAPTION BOX)
Got me there.
PANEL 7
Talk show set with Jesus
JESUS
Is anyone even the slightest bit curious as to the outcome of the talent show?
CAPTION
Huh, I forgot about that thing. Sure, who won?
PANEL 8
JN from the For The Reels take over of the floor made of dance strip
JESUS (OFF PANEL)
This guy, with his sweet dance moves!
CAPTION
Uhg, this joke is so inside 3 people will get it. Read the credits to figure it out.