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PANEL 1
Hallway set.
Jonly standing on the left side
JONLY NONLY
Hey guys! Check out this sweet ass Star Wars shirt that I got at the swap meet!
PANEL 2
Hallway set
Earf standing on the right side
EARF
Uh, I hate to break it to you but that shirt is a bootleg man!
EARF
It says Star Wars in the Star Trek font!
PANEL 3
Same as panel 1, zoomed in
JONLY NONLY
I always forget how much of a Star Wars nerd you are Earf.
JONLY NONLY
Only you would notice that shit!
CAPTION 2
We did a whole Star Wars issue, how dumb is Jonly?
CAPTION 3
There is no bottom to his dumb dumb hole.
CAPTION
That sounds dirty.
PANEL 4
Same as panel 2, zoomed out. Earf wearing a Tuskin Raider helmet *the one Mike made
EARF
What to you mean? Star Wars is for nerds.
JONLY NONLY (OFF PANEL)
Then what are you wearing?
EARF
Also, we just did a whole issue on Star Wars two issues ago. How dumb are you?
CAPTION 2
I just said that!
PANEL 5
Hallway set.
Jonly on the right, Jeffers in the middle, Earf with helmet on the right
JEFFERS
Hey guys, are you coming to the talent show tonight? I'm doing stand up!
JONLY NONLY
Oh god, uhm, I might be washing my hair.
EARF
Aarrrrhhhhhh!!!!!!
CAPTION
That Tuskin Raider helmet was made by Mike Gordon, artist on Furry Animal Mayhem!