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PANEL 1
Classroom set.
Calvereena at blackoard, his cigar is lit and smoke is everywhere
CALVEREENA
Exactly! But remember, don't light up at school.
PANEL 2
Classroom set
Calvereena writing on blackboard
Blackboard reads "MATH!"
CALVEREENA
Alright next lesson!
JEFFERS JONLY EARF
AHH MAN!
PANEL 3
Classroom set
Calvereena at blackboard
CALVEREENA
Simmer down.
CALVEREENA
Ok let's start with a riddle to a math problem.
CALVEREENA
Why should children never say the number 288?
PANEL 4
Classroom set
Calvereen at blackboard, blackboard says 288
CALVEREENA
Because it's two gross!
CALVEREENA
Let me explain!
PANEL 5
Blackboard reads "A dozen is 12."
PANEL 6
Blackboard reads "A Gross is a dozen dozen"
CALVEREENA
You following?
PANEL 7
Blackboard reads "Meaning one gross is 12x12, or one gross is 144"
PANEL 8
Blackbaord reads "two gross would be 144x2 or 288"
CALVEREENA
Get it?
PANEL 8
Classroom set
Calvereena at blackboard, Blackboard says "Math is awesome!"
CALVEREENA
It's a math joke! See class? Math can be fun! Try this on your friends, they will love you and certainly wont tease you for being a nerd!
CAPTION
I thought Jeffers told the bad jokes.