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PANEL 1
Jonly on a white background
CAPTION
Where did everyone go?
JONLY NONLY
Good question. You are the one who writes this shit, shouldn't you?
CAPTION
Well, I know they were getting upset about me stealing their punchlines and all.
CAPTION 3
That's a real dick more, bro.
CAPTION
Oh you're back to bust my chops?
CAPTION 3
Of course, I wouldn't miss this!

PANEL 3
Jonly on a white background
CAPTION
But I didn't think they would just not show up to finish the comic.
JONLY NONLY
So stop doing that, asshole.
CAPTION 3
He's got a point.
CAPTION
You shut up.
CAPTION 2
"We" shut up.
CAPTION
Not this again.
PANEL 4
Jonly on a shite background
CAPTION
I can end you.
JONLY NONLY
You wont.
CAPTION
How can you be so sure?
JONLY NONLY
Because technically wrote all of this, so I'm good.
CAPTION
Touche.
CAPTION 2
Anyone else find it odd we are arguing with ourselves again, but this time with Jonly?
CAPTION
Shut up.
PANEL 5
John at his desk. Earf, Jeffers, and Calvereena by his keyboard
CAPTION
Later that night...
JOHN
Where the hell did they go?
CALVEREENA
Hey! Down here numb-nuts
CAPTION 2
Haha! He called him numb-nuts!
CAPTION 3
That's us too, numb-nuts.
CAPTION 2
Oh, right.
PANEL 6
John looking down at Earf, Jeffers, and Calvereena by his keyuboard
JOHN
Great Cesar's ghost*!
JOHN
What are you guys doing out of the comic? Again?
CALVEREENA
We need to talk.
CAPTION
That's a Perry White reference.
PANEL 7
Flipped view to keyboard with Calvereena, Jeffers and Earf
CALVEREENA
Dude, you have been ruining our jokes.
JOHN (OFF PANEL)
How so?
EARF
You put the punchline in the panels man!
PANEL 8
John at his desk, hand up with a "like what" face. Earf, Jeffers and Calvereena by his keyboard.
JOHN
It's called foreshadowing guys, all good writers do it!
JOHN
Duh!
CAPTION 3
The fuck is wrong with our face?
CAPTION
Don't ask, we're sensitive about it.
PANEL 9
Flipped view to keyboard with Calvereena, Jeffers and Earf
CALVEREENA
Yeah, good writers.
JEFFERS
You hardly qualify dude, you write dick and fart jokes.
EARF
So knock it off.
CAPTION 2
Anyone else confused by us constantly changing first and third person point of views when we talk? or just me?
CAPTION 3
Like that's the most confusing thing in these books.
PANEL 10
John at his desk, hand on head, giving up. Earf, Jeffers, and Calvereena by his keyboard
JOHN
Man you guys are mean. Fine, I'll do better.
CALVEREENA
Good. And add some chicks too please, way too many ding dongs up in this piece.
JOHN
I will in issue 9, ok?