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PANEL 1-2
Professor Calvereena and Jonly out in a field
CALVEREENA
Listen to the sweet sounds of those grasshoppers!
JONLY NONLY
Yeah it's really calming at day to listen to their song!
CALVEREENA
Did you know grashoppers make that chirp becasue the weather is changing and they will be dead in a few weeks?
JONLY NONLY
That's terrible!
CAPTION
The next day in class.
PANEL 3
Inset panel with a grashopper in grass
GRASSHOPPER
AHH!!! IT BURNS!!!
PANEL 4
Hallway scene.
Earf, Jeffers and Jonly walking to class
EARF
That was a strange field trip. Not sure what the point was.
JONLY NONLY
Which part? The grasshopper or yelling at the creator on the last page?
EARF
Both really.
PANEL 5
Classroom set.
Jeffers raising his hand.
CALVEREENA
Yes Jeffers, what is it?
PANEL 6
Jeffers at his desk
JEFFERS
Did you know that EVERYONE who drinks water will someday die?
PANEL 7
Classroom set.
Calvereena at the blackboard. Blackboard says "no shit!"
CALVEREENA
Do you just sit around and come up with the dumbest shit to say Jeffers?
JEFFERS
Yup!
JONLY NONLY
I hate it when he does that leaning over shit, it's so damn creepy.
EARF
Dude me too.
CAPTION 2
Me too.