Earf's reaction to Star Wars Episode VII

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PANEL 1
Living room set
Earf and Calvereena sitting on couch. Jeffers behind the couch standing on the right, Jonly on the left.
EARF
Sucks you missed the premiere Jonly. When do you plan on seeing it? And where is my $20?
CAPTION 3
Thank god there's only four more pages of this.
PANEL 2
Living room set
Jonly behind couch, Earf on couch looking towards Jonly
JONLY NONLY
It's ok, I'll see if in a week or so, and I gave your $20 to your mom last night.
EARF
That's stupid.
PANEL 3
Living room set
Jonly behind couch, Earf on couch looking towards Jonly
JONLY NONLY
What happened to you guys?
CAPTION 2
If you stopped reading right now, we wouldn't' blame you.
PANEL 4
Living room set
Jeffers standing behind the couch
JEFFERS
Well, you guys were nerding out on that stupid card game so I went Fishing.
JEFFERS
Ended up at the LA Premiere on the 14th and got in cause my dad used to go fishing with Han Solo!
PANEL 5
Living room set
Calvereena on the couch
CALVEREENA
I was in the back of the theater banging cosplayers.
CALVEREENA
It was the best movie ever!
PANEL 6
Living room set
Jonly and Jeff behind couch, Earf and Calvereena sitting on couch
JONLY NONLY
You know, I don't believe either of you.
JEFFERS
Yeah, we just sat and watched the movie with Earf.
CALVEREENA
Speak for yourself, I banged the cutest Wampa ever!
PANEL 7
Kitchen set
Jonly and Earf behind island
JONLY NONLY
So Earf, now that you have seen the Force Awakens, how did you feel about it?
EARF
Well, as a life long die hard fan, I went into it with a bit of skepticism since it's now in the house of mouse.
CAPTION 3
Jesus, there's so much text on this page.
PANEL 8
Kitchen set
Jonly and Earf behind island
EARF
However, I went into it with an open ming. I cleared my mind of the darkness and only let the light in preparation.
JONLY NONLY
So does that mean you like it? Hated it? Come on man! I need to know!
CAPTION
There was a lot to get out and little space left!
PANEL 9
Earf with hands over mouth and an O face. Last panel with Jonly faded in the background.
EARF
OMG!!!
(The OMG!!! Is repeated over the whole background)
CAPTION 2
You know, this still doesn't answer if he liked it or not.


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