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PANEL 1
Living room set facing TV
Earf and Calvereena on the couch. Ont he TV it says "Star Wars The Force Awakens Trailer Cannot be shown on this page to avoid copyright infringement."
CALVEREENA
So Earf, how excited are you for this? We talked about this in issue 3 and now we are a short twenty days away!
EARF
I wasn't in issue 3 Calvereena.
PANEL 2
Calvereena holding up issue 3 pointing at page 3 where Earf was in disguise selling Jeffers End of the World insurance
CALVEREENA
Yeah you are, on page 3 right here!
PANEL 3
Calvereena holding up issue 3 on page 23 and 24
CALVEREENA
Then again on page 23 and 24!
PANEL 4
Calvereena holding up issue 3 on page 6
CALVEREENA
And see, here We are talking about JJ Abrams directing this one and ohhh...
PANEL 5
Living room set
Earf and Calvereena on the couch
EARF
Yeah, I wasn't on that page.
CALVEREENA
You weren't on that page.
EARF
So anyway, yeah I'm excited for the movie.
CAPTION
Welcome to an all Star Wars issue!