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This page is upside down.
Captions are right side up.
CAPTION 3
Oh come on, why is this page upside down?
CAPTION
Well I gotta rotate them to get back to normal.
CAPTION 2
You really don't. Just go to Image-> Image Rotation -> Rotate 90 Counter-Clockwise and it would have fixed it.
CAPTION
Well to late now, I've already printed this.
CAPTION 2
Well on the next page don't rotate 90 counter clockwise, do a full 180.
CAPTION 3
How did any of this get greenlit to be printed?
CAPTION
Self-publishing at it's finest my friend!
CAPTION 3
Again, you're not clever and innovative. You're an idiot and this is stupid.
CAPTION
It's at least a little clever thoughy, right?
CAPTION 3
No. Fuck this, I'm outta here.
CAPTION 2
Me too.
CAPTION
Wait! Guys! I'll fix it!
PANEL 1
Movie theater set
Jonly standing
JONLY NONLY
So all I've learned from this is that the prequels are just shit and we should watch a fan re-edit instead.
JONLY NONLY
Proving my original theory that Lucas is a shitty director and the best Star Wars stuff out there are the ones directed by other people!
PANEL 2
Movie theater set
Calvereena standing
CALVEREENA
Whoa, hold up Jonly. You never stated that at all! Are you ret-coning your original thesis on Star Wars and acting like you know something about them?
PANEL 3
Movie theater set
Jonly standing
JONLY NONLY
Well, I may not have said it out loud but yeah, that's what I think.
JONLY NONLY
Do you disagree?
PANEL 4
Movie theater set
Earf and Calvereena looking at each other.
NO DIALOGUE
PANEL 5
Movie theater set
Calvereena standing
CALVEREENA
Well, no. The Lucas directed Star Wars are the worst one, but that's a different story.
PANEL 6
Movie theater set
Earf standing, looking anoyed
EARF
What do you mean the Lucas ones are the worst?
EARF
I enjoyed A New Hope!
PANEL 7
Movie theater set
Calvereena standing looking thoughtful
CALVEREENA
Yeah, so did millions of other people. But it feels rushed. Look and Empire or Jedi. BOTH are much better films without Lucas at the helm!
CALVEREENA
Based on this, we can conclude that The Force Awakens will be leaps and bounds better than the prequels.
PANEL 8
Movie theater set
Earf angry
EARF
So you are saying that the only thing that will make the new Star Wars movies gold is the fact Lucas isn't directing them?
PANEL 9
Movie theater set
Calvereena smiling
CALVEREENA
Of course not, they will make hundreds of millions of dollars no matter what. It's Star Wars.
CALVEREENA
They could release a movie that completely negates every book and comic book story every published that was supposed to be part of the official Star Wars lore and it will still make hundreds of millions of dollars.
CALVEREENA
Oh wait, they did that with the Phantom Menace.