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PANEL 1
Movie Theater set outside
Jonly standing there
JONLY NONLY
We don't talk about Jar Jar? We HAVE to talk about Jar Jar!
JONLY
Haven't you heard the Jar Jar Binks theory?
CAPTION
Don't tell me to shut up!
CAPTION
SSHHH, I wanna hear this Jar Jar Binks theory!
PANEL 2
Movie Theater set outside
Earf standing there
EARF
You mean the theory where Jar Jar is actually a sith lord that orchestrates all the inner workings of the Empire and tricks Obi-Wan into thinking he is a baffling idiot and pushing Anikin over to the Dark Side?
EARF
That stupid theory that's going around the internet?
CAPTION
Dang, that makes a lot of sense!
PANEL 3
Movie Theater set outside
Jonly and Earf standing there
JONLY NONLY
Yeah, so I guess you've heard of it. It does make a lot of sense when you thing about it. Jar Jar sure does a lot of crazy stuff in the movies.
EARF
He's also an incredibly racist interpretation of a black person. It's gross.
CAPTION
Oh, didn't think about that.
CAPTION
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
CAPTION
Guys, we are a white dude, can we comment on what a black person finds racist?
PANEL 4
Movie Theater set outside
Jonly standing there
JONLY NONLY
How is he racists? Because he talks like an old black slave? That's not racist, that's like saying speaking in any accent is racist!
JONLY NONLY
Did it sound stupid? Yes. Was it the best voice to pick for the race of a characters? Probably not. But is it racist?
EARF
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