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PANEL 1
Classroom set
Jeffers at the blackboard with a map of Africa on the blackboard.

JEFFERS
We all know that many parts of Africa are ravaged by famine, disease, corruption and other dastardly deeds that impede upon the health and well being of the citizen of this continent.
PANEL 2
Classroom set
Jeffers at the blackboard with a map of Africa on the blackboard.
JEFFERS
There are these zorganizations that for pennies a day you can help out to feel and clothe these poor unfortunate souls in Africa.
PANEL 3
Classroom set
Jeffers at the blackboard with a map of Africa on the blackboard.
JEFFERS
One thing that is often overlooked is that in Africa, every 60 seconds, and I do mean EVERY 60 seconds without fail, one minute passes.
JEFFERS
True story.
JONLY NONLY
God you're an idiot.
PANEL 4
Classroom set
Earf at the blackboard with a science stuff on the blackboard.
CALVEREENA
Ok Earf, time for your presentation!
EARF
Researchers have been pouring through data in recent years to try and uncover more of the mysteries that are the human body.
PANEL 5
Jeffers
EARF
A team in Japan has just finished a 15 year study where it looked at thousands of people from all around the world to get a better understanding about life.
PANEL 6
Calvereena
EARF
Their final conclusion was that each person in the world is alive years before they die.
JEFFERS
What about babies that die before a year old?
PANEL 7
Earf
EARF
Shut up, that messes up the research!