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PANEL 1
Classroom set.
Calvereena in his lab coat, Jeffers, Jonly, and Earf in their chairs facing Calvereena
Blackboard: Deuterostome with a graphic
CALVEREENA
Welcome to Science class kids! Today we will be learning about Deuterostomes!
PANEL 2
Same as panel 1, zoom in on Calvereena
CALVEREENA
Deuterstome, from the Greek meaning 'mouth second' are any members of a Superphylum of animals.
CALVEREENA
Deuterostomia is a subtaxon of the bilateria brand of the subkingdom eumetozoa, within animalia, and are distinguished from protostomes by their embryonic development.
PANEL 3
Same as panel 1, zoom in on the right side of Calvereena
CALVEREENA
In deutersostomes, the first opening, the blastopore, becomes the anus, while in protostomes it becomes the mouch. Deuterostomes are also know as enterocoelomates becasue their coelom develops through enteroceoly.
PANEL 4
Panel 1, but crop
JEFFERS
What? How do you know all that?
CALVEREENA
Well, it basically means we all start out as a bunch of assholes, so I memorized the wikipedia article on deutoerstomes so when a girl calls me an asshole I have a good comeback!
EARF
You must get called an asshole a lot.
CALVEREENA
You have no idea!