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PANEL 1
Living room set facing TV
Jeffers standing in front of TV, his head and body spiraling around him
CAPTION
Veterans Day 2015
JEFFERS
Do either of you find it off that in 2013, on the 14th anniversary of 9/11, veterans day was exactly 2 months after 9/11?
CALVEREENA
What? Why is that weird?
PANEL 2
Jeffers face up close, his eyes with red spirals I them, his head and body still spiraling around him.
JEFFERS
14 years 2 months? 14-2. Jesus had 12 apostles.
PANEL 3
JEffers eyes up close, red spirals
JEFFERS
The ninth book of the old testament is Samuel.
JEFFERS
Samuel L Jackson is black and so is Barack Obama, who was preceded by George Bush as President!
PANEL 4
Living room set
Calvereena on couch, shot up close head
CALVEREENA
Ok...that's a lot of leaps or faith on your logic, but what's your point?
PANEL 5
Super close up on Jeffers eyes, still red spirals
JEFFERS
George Bush caused 9/11!
PANEL 6
Living room set, facing TV
Jonly and Calvereena on the couch, Jeffers standing in front of the TV lookin at them
JONLY NONLY
Oh come on man!
JEFFERS
IT all adds up man! Just follow the dots!
CALVEREENA
Dude, Jeffers, you need to go back to fishing...
PANEL 7
Living room set
Jonly standing behind the couch, Earf and Calvereena sitting on the couch
JONLY NONLY
Did you guys hear the news?
EARF
That Charlie Sheen is H.I.V. Positive?
JONLY NONLY
No, why would I care about that? That's his business.
EARF
Well, I guess it means his definition of winning is...
CALVEREENA
Dude, stop. Him having H.I.V. is completely meaningless to us. Taht's between him, his doctors and the plethora of people he slept with... Just leave it alone.
JONLY NONLY
Calvereena, did you sleep with Charlie Sheen?
CALVEREENA
It's possible.
CAPTION
Remember this? Is this too old a reference now? Meh, google it.