Jonly Nonly #6 Page 5 - We got a sympathizer over here

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Panels 1 - 7 have the American flag in the background
PANEL 1
JONLY NONLY (CAPTION BOX)
First, we are not letting terrorist in, we are letting refugees that are fleeing a war torn country that is in civil unrest. It's not like we are posting a "TERRORIST WELCOME!" sign at the borders. It's not that simple.
PANEL 2
JONLY NONLY (CAPTION BOX)
Second, there habe not been several attacks on US soil. There was 9/11. There where the Boston Bombings, and thos kids where US Citizens. Everything else of consequence was overseas. I don't want to downplay the significance of these as any loss of life is terrible.
PANEL 3
JONLY NONLY (CAPTION BOX)
But I cannot morally condemn millions for past acts of a terrorist organization they are not a part of!
PANEL 4
JONLY NONLY (CAPTION BOX)
More American's are killed by white American Terrorist that by any Islamic terrorist group.
PANEL 5
JONLY NONLY (CAPTION BOX)
Should we condem white America for school shootings? For fertilizer bomdings? No, the actions of the few do not reflect the ideals of the many.
PANEL 6
Earf in front of the flag
EARF
Sounds like we got ourselves a sympathizer here! Hold on while I call homeland security!
PANEL 7
Jonly Nonly in front of the flag, face is annoyed
JONLY NONLY
You're god damned right I'm a sympathizer. I sympathize with the humanity. I sympathize with the plighy of millions. As a white male in America there is no way I can understand what they are going through, but I can try.
PANEL 8
Living room set
Earf standing besides the couch, Jonly on a soapbox ontop of the coffee table, Calvereena awake on the couch
CALVEREENA
Alright Jonly, you make a good point. But this is really depressing. Can we get back to the compedy and away from the political talks?
JONLY NONLY
I guess so Calvereena. It's just the ignorance gets to me. The hatred gets to me. Why can't we all just love each other?
PANEL 9
Living room set
Same as panel 8, only Jonly upset
EARF
Necause that's how you get H.I.V. like Charlie Sheen!
JONLY NONLY
Dammit Eard! I told you I didn't want to talk about him!
EARF
Well, don't be sugh a whore for humanity, ass hat!
CALVEREENA
And we're back!

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