Colorist: J Horsley III

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2016-04-29-Y2CL-DAILY - WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?
P1
Close up, half face, Alberto in Joker makeup
ALBERTO
Wanna know how I got these scars?
P2
Alberto eating a whole turkey to himself, face stuffed, cheeks bleeding.
ALBERTO
What?

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2008-12-26-Y2CL - SANTAS ZOMBIE WONDERLAND
NARRATION
Santa’s voice rings
are you all listening?
On the ground
red snow is glistening
A horrific sight
Santa’ll get revenge tonight
killing bitches in a Zombie Wonderland.

Sliced away is the stupid redneck.
Head rolling all around on the deck.
He wont shut up
About the chetto called Trump
Squished his head in Zombie Wonderland.

In the meadow he’s gonna kill no other than.
Rabbi, priest, or father from the town.
He’ll say are you righteous?
“Not anymore, man.
I’ve got a new religion
that I’ve found.”

Later on
Santa will retire
Burning their bodies in his fire.
To eat some good s'mores
made over their corpse
Relaxing in a
Zombie Wonderland.

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2008-10-26-Y2CL - RAMLAN
P1
Dylan talking to Kepa
DYLAN
Zombie invasion huh? You do realize they all got up and left us here with Tim, right?
TIM
(off panel)
Yeah, but what are we going to do against Zombies?
P1
Kepa looking over at Dylan
KEPA
Kind of ironic isn’t it all though?
KEPA
Nick get’s back from the Air Force after four years.
KEPA
Has an encounter with Chris Hansen, who is now a zombie and in the kitchen.
KEPA
And we are sitting here playing a zombie game and then they attack.
KEPA
Starting with Alberto of all people.
P3
Dylan in his Ramlan gear.
DYLAN
Yeah, who even let him move in anyway?
KEPA
(off panel)
Jn did, he said..wait..Dylan where did you gat that stuff?
DYLAN
Doens’t everyone have Rambo gear?

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2008-7-23-JONLY NONLY - A JOKE FROM THE WIFE
P1
Jeffers and Jonly on a white background.
Original hand drawn versions from Kaylie.
JEFFERS
Hey JN! Guess what!
JONLY NONLY
What Jeff, what now?
JEFFERS
Fine, I won’t tell you if you’re not into it!
JONLY NONLY
Okay, don’t get your panties in a bunch!
JEFFERS
What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow?
P2
Jonly shirtless
JONLY NONLY
I dunno, what?
P3
Jeffers
CAPTION
As told by Kaylie Marie - 7/12/2008
JEFFERS
-BROWN-CHICKEN-BROWN-COW!-
JEFFERS
Get it? It’s like bow-chicka-bow-wow! Oh I crack me up!
BOTTOM TEXT
y2cl#318 (A Joke from the Wife)
CAPTION
My wife is so funny sometimes. Really though, to get the full effect of this punch like, you need to read it out loud. In front of people. And bob your head.

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2008-6-9-AVGS - TICTRIX
Updated version of 2004-01-01-y2clWeekly - Ticktrix("scrivlnk://C6BAC0EE-BC87-44D5-B054-97505C9EBDF3")
PANEL 1
Full Page.
Top says: “y2cl Virtual Studios Presents: The TicTrix!”
Neo from The Matrix on the left.
The Tick on the right.
Their dialog repeats up and down the page.
THE TICK
Spoon!!!
NEO
There is no spoon.
BOTTOM TEXT
Y2christ-lite#299(The Tictrix)
CAPTION
The whole movie is this scene over and over for 2 1/2 hours. It would win 42 academy awards, make $4 billion on open day alone and outsell ‘Pirates’ (from Vivid) on DVD & Blu-Ray. It would also get me sued. Twice.

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2005-2-11-Y2CL0136-C2RANDOM50-DYLANS WAY
P1
Dylan pulling his hoody off. “Fisherman on the river” watercolor as the bg.
DYLAN
Time to update my look for a change...
P2
Dylan shirtless holding a black peacoat in one hand and tossing his hoody away in the other. “Fisherman on the river” watercolor as the bg.
DYLAN
No more hoody that hasn’t been washing in..well..ever.
P3
View behind Dylan. We see the bad of his bald head and back of his peacoat. “Fisherman on the river” watercolor as the bg.
DYLAN
Heh heh.
P4
Dylan standing tough in his new peacoat, open in the front, no shirt showing his ripped abs. “Hideaway” watercolor as the BG

DYLAN
Heh heh ahh yeah...
P5
JN pointing and sending Dylan away. Dylan has his head hung low.
JN
No! Absolutely not! Go put your hoody back on! And get rid of those Batman eyes!
JN
No where in the y2cl contract did it say you get a change of clothes!
DYLAN
Yeah, whatever. You drew yourself all funny looking any ways.
JN
What was that?
DYLAN
Nothing
DYLAN
You’re background don’t make any sense either.
JN
WHAT?
DYLAN
Nothing.
BOTTOM TEXT
Y2christ-lite 132(Dylan’w Way)
BOTTOM TEXT
NEXT: VD

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2005-1-9-Y2CL0123-C2RANDOM42-POO PROBLEMS
P1
JN walking up behind Alberto who is masturbating to porn on a tiny portable DVD player on a table. Next to the DVD play is lube and paper towels.
NARRATION
Two weeks ago...
JN
Dude, Alberto, I haven’t shit in like a week! I think something might be wrong with me bro...uhmmm.
JN
Is that...midget porn?
ALBERTO
Ohh..ye..ah..it..is..uhhh
ALBERTO
You..sh..ould..drink...cran... crab..berry.. ju..ice...
SFX
Fap fap fap
P2
Alberto still wanking it to porn. You can see the poster above his table that is for a movie called “Super Midget Alien Teen Cat School Girls with Wet Vaginas...FROM MARS!!
NARRATION
One week ago.
JN
Hey man, still nothing!
ALBERTO
kee.p drinking it...it... wi.ll... he.lp
SFX
Fap fap fap
P3
Same as p2
NARRATION
Yesterday
JN
Fuck, I’ve been in here for two weeks and nothing!
ALBERTO
Just..wa..it...
JN
Are you still jerkin’ it to midget porn?
ALBERTO
Ungth.
SFX
Fap fap fap
P4
Wider view. On the left you see the living room with Garret and Dylan watching TV. On the TV is a photo of the model/old friend “SexTONoFx”. To the right is a poster of the real life Kepa meeting Ron Jeremy.
On the wall is Alberto at his table fapping to porn.
We can see down the hall to the backroom door. To the left of the door is the artwork for the original y2christ-ComX page 1. Tot he left are 4 posters. One is Dylan in cell art shirtless, one is a photo of Nick taking a drag of his cigarette. One is the men photo of a girls tits that say “Save a virgin, do me instead”, and the last is of a girl with her hands over her vagina but nude.
GARRET
I saw Mike from MxPx on New Years.
DYLAN
Did you guy him a drink?
GARRET
No, he’s famous, he can buy is own god damned drinks.
DYLAN
No he can’t, he’s Mike from MxPx.
GARRET
True, true.
JN
(From bathroom)
Oh god I’m flowing like Niagara!
ALBERTO
Uhhh...meeee...toooo....
SFX
Fap fap fap
BOTTOM TEXT
Y2christ-lite 119(Poo Problems)
BOTTOM TEXT
NEXT: Explanations

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2004-11-05-Y2CL-96-MEET-GURDY
P1
Kepa on a purple cloud bg
KEPA
I’m so alone.
P2
Kepa yelling out on a pink cloud bg
KEPA
When can I have my 3’8” tall, super busty, flat headed, bald, pancake nipples, midget girlfriend. Why God, why do you hate me! Prove to me you are real!!! Give me my dream!! Give it to me and I will preach to the masses about the glory of GOD!!!!!!!
P3
Giant hand in the sky pointing at Kepa.
GOD
Fine, Kepa. You now work for me!!
P3
Text only
SFX
POOF!!!
P4
Kepa in a post looking up at god. Gurdy (Kepa’s dream girl) pointing at him.
KEPA
What the fuck is this shit!
GOD
Your 3’8”, super busty, flat headed, bald, pancake nippled, midget girlfriend.
KEPA
I said bald you ignorant fuck, not balding!
GOD
Fine! I will take her back!
KEPA
You can’t do that, that would be taking a life, and heaved forbid, that would RUIN your image, wouldn’t it GOD? And I didn’t ask for her to be retarded.
GOD
Fine, point taken. But...you still work for me. I will contact you later.
GURDY
My finger points! Durrrrrr
BOTTOM TEXT
Y2christ-lite 96(Gurdy)

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2004-07-08-AVGS - NO STRIP (Reprise)
PANEL 1
Full page.
Angel with demon tail flying out of the mouth of a giant monster. There are long necked demons coming out of the monsters mouth bitting the demon on the legs and on the crotch. In the background is a little fat cat (I think drawn by Dylan). Drawn on a bowling standing sheet from my bowling league in 2004.
CAT
Meow
CAPTION
Ok, so I don’t have a strip for today. I have been working a lot lately and haven’t really felt like drawing much. So today I bring you a drawing I did while at bowling tonight.

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2004-1-9-Y2CL0032-C1SHNEA28-POOR DYLAN
P1
Calvin walking in bare foot drinking a beer. Dylan still puking into his blue trash can, JN (in green jacket) standing over him consoling him.
JN
Dude, you?
P2
Dylan looking up from his puke can, JN behind him.
DYLAN
Well, I think I figured something out JN. Alcohol and I don’t get along. It’s not that we don’t like each other, it’s just we are a tangled web of irony, like a Nazi in love with a Jewish girl.
P3
Tim at his desk.
TIM
So are you the Nazi or the Jewish girl?
P4
Kepa (floating in front of the couch), Garret and Nick on the couch playing video games.
KEPA
He’s the Jewish girl.
NICK
Yeah, and alcohol is the Nazi...
GARRET
(whispers)
You guys suck at this game.
P5
Dylan looking up from his puke can, green puke on his face. JN behind him.
DYLAN
I think I’m feeling better now...
P6
Dylan puking in his puke can, JN walking away.
DYLAN
Oh god, no I’m not!
BOTTOM TEXT
Y2christ-lite 32(Poor Dylan)