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2026-02-09-INANIMATE - PHONELLYS BEAUTIFUL FACE
P1
Gun and Nelly on a white background
GUN
Is Phonelly back from boarding school? Can’t wait to see how cute she is now!
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Gun! That’s my daughter! She’s 15 you perv!
P2
Up close of Gun
GUN
That’s, uhh, not what I meant.
GUN
I meant that her parents are so good looking I’m sure she’s coming into her self, given the beauty of her genetics!
GUN
(whisper)
Shit, Nelly probably things I’m a creeper now!
P3
Phonelly on a white bg
PHONELLY
Hey Dad, hey Uncle Gun. I’m gonna head to the mall with some friends.
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
(off panel)
Ok hun, be safe.
P4
Gun and Nelly on a white bg
GUN
Well then.
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Gorgeous huh?
GUN
With your face and her mom’s body...she’s bound to go places.
GUN
(whisper)
Like into a fire.
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
What?
GUN
I said dayum, she’s on fire!