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2026-02-18-AVGS - FLOWER HEAD GUY TELLS A PRESIDENTS DAY POEM
Flower head guy on a something with presidents.
FLOWER HEAD GUY
From Washington to Lincoln, to Jefferson, to Buchanan and the rest
So many of our presidents have tried their best
William Henry Harrison got 31 days as the head of state
Then got sick and died cause the dude just couldn’t wait.
In a rainstorms with no coat, he’d get wet and soaked
Came down with a sickness, then in his bed he would croak.
Thought the shortest term, upon his coronation
A two hour speech, 8,445 words, the longest inauguration.
What can we learn from this president of the past?
Wear a coat in the rain, and change wet cloths you dumbass.

CHOOSE YOUR STARTING POINT

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Flower Head Guy tells a Presidents’ Day Poem: William Henry Harrison
Posted on February 18, 2026 by The Revenge

Fun fact, I have a great uncle or something named after this president. Why? I couldn't tell you.

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