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2026-01-27-CLAY J AND SKIT - SCHFEM SAYS HI
Full page strips start here. Panel three is a heart panel in the middle with Play J in it. It’s fancy.
PANEL 1
Schfem from the side.
Black and white.
SCHFEM WOOPSIE
Don’t be shy, Clay J. We’ve spent so much time in the box together. It’s ok.
SCHFEM WOOPSIE
No judgment.
PANEL 2
Left panel. Skit’s head from behind 3/4
Black and white.
SKIT
So this you...significant other?
CLAY J
Uhh, more like cell mate. Didn’t really have an option and it got lonely in there.
SKIT
Sure it did, Clay J. Sure it did.
PANEL 3
Clay J with a red background in a heart panel. His dialogue will be in the panel for which he is talking to in.
Red lighting.
NO DIALOGUE
PANEL 4
Right panel. Skit Full body.
Black and white.
SKIT
Oh of course, no judgment.
CLAY J
Oh goodie.
SKIT
I will or course make jokes at your expense.
CLAY J
Oh..goodie.
PANEL 5
Bottom panel. It’s the weird metal clip dog thing but it’s only background for the captions to talk.
Black and white.
CAPTION 2
Wait, wasn’t this heat thing...
CAPTION
Yeah, from the same sculpting class as Clay J. It was of Thom Yorke from Radiohead.
CAPTION
But on our way to turn it it...we dropped it and his face flattened out.
CAPTION 2
So now it’s Schfem Whoopsie. That name has quite the history behind it as well...
CAPTION 3
Keep that shit to yourself. Literally no one cares about this meta backstory.
CAPTION
I do.
CAPTION 3
Again, you don’t count.