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PANEL 1
Classroom set
Calvereena at the blackboard, warped to look at Jonly
CALVEREENA
Alright Class! Today we will learn the significance of April the twentieth.
CALVEREENA
Anyone have a guess as to why it's so important to us as Americans?
PANEL 2
Earf at his desk
EARF
It's the anniversary of the first check being sent by radio facsimile across the Atlantic in 1926!
PANEL 3
Jonly at his desk (PUSA shirt)
JONLY NONLY
Ted Williams for his first hit on this day in 1939, are we celebrating that?
CAPTION
Wait, didn't he have on a different shirt on the last page?
PANEL 4
Jeffers at his desk
JEFFERS
That can't be it. It has to be the anniversary of the first ever published detective story by Edgar Allen Poe "Murders in Rue Morgue" in 1941!
PANEL 5
Jonly at his desk
JONLY NONLY
Oh! I know! In 1912 on this day both Fenway Park AND Tiger Stadium opened with both home teams beating their opponents!
CAPTION
He did! What the hell?
PANEL 6
Earf, Jonly, and Jeffers in their desks
JONLY NONLY
So Professor Calvereena, which is it?
PANEL 7
Classroom set
Calvereena at the blackboard
Blackbaord reads "National Smote Pot Day!" upper right of board reads "Professor Calvereena"
CALVEREENA
Well, I mean those are all correct and great points.
CALVEREENA
But I was more meaning it's National Smoke Pot Day!
JONLY NONLY
Well, we live in Washington, isn't that everyday though?
CAPTION 2
I checked the script and it said to change it, why didn't we?
CAPTION 3
Probably cause we got lazy, like normal.
CAPTION
Well I was going to but then I thought this might be funnier.
CAPTION 2
Us talking about it in the captions?
CAPTION
Yeah!
CAPTION 3
You know this just confuses people, right?
CAPTION
Well I think it's clever still.
CAPTION 3
It's not.