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PANEL 1
Outside house set
Large semi truck with a bunch of boxes of comics in it with a copy of Purple Pug#1 on the loading ramp. Jeffers standing in front.
JEFFERS
Guys! Remember that Purple what's it comic Jonly talked about on the inside cover? They just found a warehouse full of them! They are selling them for a dollar a truck load!
PANEL 2
Closer up of panel 1
JONLY NONLY
I bought you a truck Jonly, cause we friends and all!
PANEL 3
Jonly crying on a blue swirly background
JONLY NONLY
No...now...now they are wortheless! I spend my life savings on the one I bought!
JONLY NONLY
And now, thanks to Jeffers, I own enough to insulate a house with!
PANEL 4
The semi truck from panel one faded over a white background. Calvereena standing in front
CALVEREENA
Kids, consider this a lesson on collecting.
CALVEREENA
Don't buy something because it's worth money.
PANEL 5
Zoom in of panel 4
CALVEREENA
Buy and collect because it's something you love!
CALVEREENA
Don't waste money because it's an "investment"!
CALVEREENA
Can for god's sake if you buy and collect comics, read the damn things too!
CALVEREENA
You have no idea how much work goes into creating one of these things, even one like this!
CAPTION
This is a moral lesson to not invest into trends, my dad taught me that.