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PANEL 1
Living room set facing TV
Jonly and Calvereena standing behind couch
JONLY NONLY
Calvereena, do you think it's weird we did a whole issue on Star Wars like that?
CALVEREENA
I'm not surprised by that one Jonly. You tend to get caught up in nerd hype over things at the last minute.*
CAPTION
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PANEL 2
Living room set facing TV
Jonly standing close up
JONLY NONLY
You're not wrong, it's like I just am a follower with no real opinions of my own and just feed into the popular opinion.*
CAPTION
*Also True story.
PANEL 3
Living room set faving TV
Calvereena up close
CALVEREENA
That does explain those few pages talking about refugees.
PANEL 4
Earf with hands over mouth and an O face. Last panel with Jonly faded in the background.
JONLY NONLY
CRAP!
EARF
OH SNAP
(The OH SNAP!!! Is repeated over the whole background)
CAPTION 3
Wait a second, we used these last two pages in the last book, we just re-wrote the words!
CAPTION 2
It's called a call back, it's meant to use the readers familiarity with the subject as a way to say "we are cool" or some shit like that.
CAPTION
Guys, we can't do this again! We got complaints on the last book that we made it confusing!
CAPTION 3
Oh so now only you get to talk, Mr Bright Yellow?
CAPTION
That's not what I said!
CAPTION 2
So we have to just sit here and watch you be in the book and not us?
CAPTION
Look, we just can't keep confusing the readers or we will get canceled!
CAPTION 3
We should just make a book that's all us, none of these Nonly Turds.
CAPTION
No one would read that!
CAPTION 2
No one reads this!

PANEL 5
Cover for the fake (for now) issue 50, all captions issue.
CAPTION
Although a book of all captions is an interesting challenge...