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PANEL 1
Jonly on a galaxy backround, bags under his eyes, green smell lines all around him. Flies circling him.
JONLY NONLY
Ok, now I've done it.
JONLY NONLY
13 episodes of Droids.
35 episodes of Ewoks.
25 Episodes of Clone Wars.
121 Episodes of The Clone Wars.
25 Episodes of Rebels.
CAPTION 2
Oh man, how could he stink more than the last page?
PANEL 2
Same as panel 1, Jonly with his arms up like "YEAH!"
JONLY NONLY
75 1/2 hours of Star Wars cartoons without a single break!
JONLY NONLY
I AM LEGEND!
CAPTION 3
Right? I can smell him through the page!
CAPTION
That's 'casue this is a Scratch n' Sniff page!
PANEL 3
Living room set facing TV
Earf standing behind couch
EARF
A couple of things there Jonly...
EARF
You might want to shower, you look pretty ripe, man.
CAPTION 3
What? That's disgusting!
CAPTION
Just scratch n' sniff Jonly's diaper to smell his ripeness!
PANEL 4
Living room set facing TV
Earf standing behind couch
EARF
Second, how did you watch 75 1/2 hours of cartoons in 24 hours?
JONLY NONLY (OFF PANEL)
Multiple Screens!
EARF
That's insane.
You're insane.
CAPTION 2
Surely you can't be serious.
PANEL 5
Living room set facing TV
Earch smiling and pointing at Jonly. Jonly crying, smelly and gross.
EARF
Third, and probably more important, you missed the premiere. It was last night.
JONLY NONLY
What? Seriously?
EARF
Yeah, now go shower you stinky hobo.
CAPTION
I'm not, and don't call me Shirley!
CAPTION 3
That joke doesn't work in text, dork.