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This page is sideways.
Calvereena standing between panels 9 and 10
The captions go over panels 1 and two but are not sideways.

PANEL 1
Movie theater set outside
Jeffers and Jonly standing there. Calveereena inbetween panels. Reader board says "13 days Until Premiere"
JEFFERS
Oh my god I'm so bored with this waiting in line bullshit.
JONLY NONLY
Topher Grace cut? What is that?
CAPTION 3
Why is this page sideways?
CAPTION
Artistic freedom?
CAPTION 3
No one is going to flip the book to read this, I swear you do things to try and be "wool and inovative" but really you're just an idiot.
CAPTION
Well that's just rude.
CAPTION 2
Also not wrong.
CAPTION
Hey I thought you were on my side!
CAPTION 2
I was until you did this dumb ass shit.
CAPTION 3
Also, two pages back you call us a white dude.
CAPTION
Well yeah, we are.
CAPTION 3
No, we are a series of yellow caption boxes talking to each other. The dude writing this is a white dude.
CAPTION
Well sure, but we are his voice in this book! Right?
PANEL 2
Continuation of panel 9 for the background, Earf standing there.
EARF
As a practice in film editing he put together what he called "Star Wars Episode III.5: The Editor Strikes Back"
EARF
It's the first three movies put together into one 84 minute masterpiece.
EARF
He only did one public viewing, but based on his notes other fans have put it together for everyone to watch!
CAPTION 2
How can all three of us be his voice? And Jonly be his representation in the comic?
CAPTION
I don't know, multiple personalities?
CAPTION 2
Oh that would explain so much.
CAPTION 3
Yeah, like why there are three of us.
CAPTION
You think anyone reading this is following this at all?
CAPTION 3
Not a chance.