At the time I am writing this I am watching Transporter 3 for the first time. I just want to say that the Ukrainian chick in this movie is hot and is like a high school girl with her first crush on Jason ‘I’m so badass my abs can kick your ass’ Statham.

PANEL 1
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
Nothing? I tell you she's pregnant and your quet for 10 minutes?
PANEL 2
GUN
Well...is she pregnant with...emotion?
PANEL 3
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
A baby numb nuts.
CRAZY MOFO NELLY
And did you really just quote 'Knocked Up' at me?
PANEL 4
GUN
I might have.
GUN
The point is ewww, gross...
GUN
She could do better!
With Emotion?
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