Letterist: J Horsley III

Jonly #16 - Cover A - JB Panotes
Another amazing cover by JB Panotes. Can you tell what’s going to happen in this issue?
Therapy Excites Me
I guess he's coporial since it hit him an d didn't just fly through him.

Transcript

P1
Jerimy floating over his therapist turning into a monster and biting their head off.
NO DIALOGUE
P2
Jerimy with blood on his mouth and hoodie floating over to JN and Calvin.
JERIMY
Oh, hey guys!
CALVIN
Did you?
JN
Bit her HEAD OFF?
JERIMY
Yup.
P3
Jerimy getting hit in the face with splooge.
SFX
SPLAT!
JERIMY
The FUCK? AGAIN!
P4
Jerimy floating away flipping double birds to JN and Clavin. Jn standing with his hand on his head, Calvin sitting on the floor jerking it.
JERIMY
I’m out!
JN
Calvin? WTF?
CALVIN
Therapy excites me!
SFX
Fap fap fap
y2christ ComX Page 1 - Vanilla Sky
Page one of the original y2christ Com-X series from 2002-2003 that I never really released.

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2016-11-02-Y2CLREJECTS - Y2CHRIST COMX PAGE 1 - VANILLA SKY
P1
Dylan looking over his shoulder.
NO DIALOGUE
P2
Dylan in a chair looking at the reader.
DYLAN
Welcome, I feel the need for an introduction.
P3
The back of Dylans head, you can see him holding a comic book that says ‘y2christ’
DYLAN
One moment
P4
Dylan holding the comic ‘y2christ Characters sketches” to the reader.
DYLAN
Here is your introduction. Good luck.
CAPTION
So this was page one. The last line was inspired by the movie Vanilla Sky.
y2Christ ComX - Cover
y2Christ ComX - Cover

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COVER
Dylan vs Frankenstien
CAPTION
Back in 2003 before I started this y2cl thing there was Y2CHRIST comx. See how cool I was? Comics with an X and no I. Well, to celebrate 13 years of y2cl this month I present to you the ORIGINAL concept, never published online before. Enjoy!
NARRATION
This may or may not appear in the story...
NARRATION
Who is y2christ?
NARRATION
Good? Bad?
NARRATION
Dental Hygienist?
NARRATION
Read to find out!
NARRATION
Visit jhorsley3.com("http://jhorsley3.com") for more y2christ fun! Your friends and christ, j
WHIP!
WHIP!

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P1
JN riding Alberto like a horse shipping him.
SFX
WHIP!!
The Incredible y2cl - Hulk 340 Homage
Cover Swipes

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2016-06-13-Y2CL-DAILY - THE INCREDIBLE Y2CL #340 (HULK 340 HOMAGE)
P1
Full page
Homage to Incredible Hulk #340
JN is Wolverine
Alberto is Hulk
Wanna know how I got these scars?
Wanna know how I got these scars?

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2016-04-29-Y2CL-DAILY - WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?
P1
Close up, half face, Alberto in Joker makeup
ALBERTO
Wanna know how I got these scars?
P2
Alberto eating a whole turkey to himself, face stuffed, cheeks bleeding.
ALBERTO
What?
JNs in a Hot Spot
Reformatted version in JNS5, FT18, FH3

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2008-12-20-2008-Y2CL0434-AVGS140-JNS IN A HOT SPOT
All photos of cookie characters.
P1
JN without hair as an uncooked sugar cookie on plastic on a table.
JN
(Cookie)
Whoa...this is weird..I feel very much like a sugar cookie...
P2
Cookie JN now with hair on plastic on a table
JN
(cookie)
Whoa...some hair! Awesome!
JN
(Cooke)
Why do I feel soft and doughy?
P3
Cookie JN on a cookie sheet.
JN
(cookie)
Is this...is this a cookie sheet? I’m going into the oven!
P4
Cookie JN joined by Cookie Dylan
JN
(Cookie)
Dylan?
DYLAN
(cookie)
Yup JN, I’m being thrown in the fire too!
JN
(cookie)
This feels wrong though...
DYLAN
(cookie)
You did always say you wanted to be Jewish.
JN
(cookie)
Ohhh burn!
DYLAN
(cookie)
We’re Gonna!
BOTTOM TEXT
y2cl#4xx(JN’s in a hot spot)
CAPTION
Who knew baking could be so fun?
Ramlan
The funny thing about this strip is I can actually picture Dylan wearing something like this, for fun.

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2008-10-26-Y2CL - RAMLAN
P1
Dylan talking to Kepa
DYLAN
Zombie invasion huh? You do realize they all got up and left us here with Tim, right?
TIM
(off panel)
Yeah, but what are we going to do against Zombies?
P1
Kepa looking over at Dylan
KEPA
Kind of ironic isn’t it all though?
KEPA
Nick get’s back from the Air Force after four years.
KEPA
Has an encounter with Chris Hansen, who is now a zombie and in the kitchen.
KEPA
And we are sitting here playing a zombie game and then they attack.
KEPA
Starting with Alberto of all people.
P3
Dylan in his Ramlan gear.
DYLAN
Yeah, who even let him move in anyway?
KEPA
(off panel)
Jn did, he said..wait..Dylan where did you gat that stuff?
DYLAN
Doens’t everyone have Rambo gear?

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2008-7-23-JONLY NONLY - A JOKE FROM THE WIFE
P1
Jeffers and Jonly on a white background.
Original hand drawn versions from Kaylie.
JEFFERS
Hey JN! Guess what!
JONLY NONLY
What Jeff, what now?
JEFFERS
Fine, I won’t tell you if you’re not into it!
JONLY NONLY
Okay, don’t get your panties in a bunch!
JEFFERS
What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow?
P2
Jonly shirtless
JONLY NONLY
I dunno, what?
P3
Jeffers
CAPTION
As told by Kaylie Marie - 7/12/2008
JEFFERS
-BROWN-CHICKEN-BROWN-COW!-
JEFFERS
Get it? It’s like bow-chicka-bow-wow! Oh I crack me up!
BOTTOM TEXT
y2cl#318 (A Joke from the Wife)
CAPTION
My wife is so funny sometimes. Really though, to get the full effect of this punch like, you need to read it out loud. In front of people. And bob your head.