Letterist: J Horsley III

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2016-11-02-Y2CLREJECTS - Y2CHRIST COMX PAGE 1 - VANILLA SKY
P1
Dylan looking over his shoulder.
NO DIALOGUE
P2
Dylan in a chair looking at the reader.
DYLAN
Welcome, I feel the need for an introduction.
P3
The back of Dylans head, you can see him holding a comic book that says ‘y2christ’
DYLAN
One moment
P4
Dylan holding the comic ‘y2christ Characters sketches” to the reader.
DYLAN
Here is your introduction. Good luck.
CAPTION
So this was page one. The last line was inspired by the movie Vanilla Sky.

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COVER
Dylan vs Frankenstien
CAPTION
Back in 2003 before I started this y2cl thing there was Y2CHRIST comx. See how cool I was? Comics with an X and no I. Well, to celebrate 13 years of y2cl this month I present to you the ORIGINAL concept, never published online before. Enjoy!
NARRATION
This may or may not appear in the story...
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Who is y2christ?
NARRATION
Good? Bad?
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Dental Hygienist?
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Read to find out!
NARRATION
Visit jhorsley3.com("http://jhorsley3.com") for more y2christ fun! Your friends and christ, j

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P1
JN riding Alberto like a horse shipping him.
SFX
WHIP!!

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2016-06-13-Y2CL-DAILY - THE INCREDIBLE Y2CL #340 (HULK 340 HOMAGE)
P1
Full page
Homage to Incredible Hulk #340
JN is Wolverine
Alberto is Hulk

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2016-04-29-Y2CL-DAILY - WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THESE SCARS?
P1
Close up, half face, Alberto in Joker makeup
ALBERTO
Wanna know how I got these scars?
P2
Alberto eating a whole turkey to himself, face stuffed, cheeks bleeding.
ALBERTO
What?

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2008-12-20-2008-Y2CL0434-AVGS140-JNS IN A HOT SPOT
All photos of cookie characters.
P1
JN without hair as an uncooked sugar cookie on plastic on a table.
JN
(Cookie)
Whoa...this is weird..I feel very much like a sugar cookie...
P2
Cookie JN now with hair on plastic on a table
JN
(cookie)
Whoa...some hair! Awesome!
JN
(Cooke)
Why do I feel soft and doughy?
P3
Cookie JN on a cookie sheet.
JN
(cookie)
Is this...is this a cookie sheet? I’m going into the oven!
P4
Cookie JN joined by Cookie Dylan
JN
(Cookie)
Dylan?
DYLAN
(cookie)
Yup JN, I’m being thrown in the fire too!
JN
(cookie)
This feels wrong though...
DYLAN
(cookie)
You did always say you wanted to be Jewish.
JN
(cookie)
Ohhh burn!
DYLAN
(cookie)
We’re Gonna!
BOTTOM TEXT
y2cl#4xx(JN’s in a hot spot)
CAPTION
Who knew baking could be so fun?

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2008-10-26-Y2CL - RAMLAN
P1
Dylan talking to Kepa
DYLAN
Zombie invasion huh? You do realize they all got up and left us here with Tim, right?
TIM
(off panel)
Yeah, but what are we going to do against Zombies?
P1
Kepa looking over at Dylan
KEPA
Kind of ironic isn’t it all though?
KEPA
Nick get’s back from the Air Force after four years.
KEPA
Has an encounter with Chris Hansen, who is now a zombie and in the kitchen.
KEPA
And we are sitting here playing a zombie game and then they attack.
KEPA
Starting with Alberto of all people.
P3
Dylan in his Ramlan gear.
DYLAN
Yeah, who even let him move in anyway?
KEPA
(off panel)
Jn did, he said..wait..Dylan where did you gat that stuff?
DYLAN
Doens’t everyone have Rambo gear?

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2005-2-11-Y2CL0136-C2RANDOM50-DYLANS WAY
P1
Dylan pulling his hoody off. “Fisherman on the river” watercolor as the bg.
DYLAN
Time to update my look for a change...
P2
Dylan shirtless holding a black peacoat in one hand and tossing his hoody away in the other. “Fisherman on the river” watercolor as the bg.
DYLAN
No more hoody that hasn’t been washing in..well..ever.
P3
View behind Dylan. We see the bad of his bald head and back of his peacoat. “Fisherman on the river” watercolor as the bg.
DYLAN
Heh heh.
P4
Dylan standing tough in his new peacoat, open in the front, no shirt showing his ripped abs. “Hideaway” watercolor as the BG

DYLAN
Heh heh ahh yeah...
P5
JN pointing and sending Dylan away. Dylan has his head hung low.
JN
No! Absolutely not! Go put your hoody back on! And get rid of those Batman eyes!
JN
No where in the y2cl contract did it say you get a change of clothes!
DYLAN
Yeah, whatever. You drew yourself all funny looking any ways.
JN
What was that?
DYLAN
Nothing
DYLAN
You’re background don’t make any sense either.
JN
WHAT?
DYLAN
Nothing.
BOTTOM TEXT
Y2christ-lite 132(Dylan’w Way)
BOTTOM TEXT
NEXT: VD

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2005-1-9-Y2CL0123-C2RANDOM42-POO PROBLEMS
P1
JN walking up behind Alberto who is masturbating to porn on a tiny portable DVD player on a table. Next to the DVD play is lube and paper towels.
NARRATION
Two weeks ago...
JN
Dude, Alberto, I haven’t shit in like a week! I think something might be wrong with me bro...uhmmm.
JN
Is that...midget porn?
ALBERTO
Ohh..ye..ah..it..is..uhhh
ALBERTO
You..sh..ould..drink...cran... crab..berry.. ju..ice...
SFX
Fap fap fap
P2
Alberto still wanking it to porn. You can see the poster above his table that is for a movie called “Super Midget Alien Teen Cat School Girls with Wet Vaginas...FROM MARS!!
NARRATION
One week ago.
JN
Hey man, still nothing!
ALBERTO
kee.p drinking it...it... wi.ll... he.lp
SFX
Fap fap fap
P3
Same as p2
NARRATION
Yesterday
JN
Fuck, I’ve been in here for two weeks and nothing!
ALBERTO
Just..wa..it...
JN
Are you still jerkin’ it to midget porn?
ALBERTO
Ungth.
SFX
Fap fap fap
P4
Wider view. On the left you see the living room with Garret and Dylan watching TV. On the TV is a photo of the model/old friend “SexTONoFx”. To the right is a poster of the real life Kepa meeting Ron Jeremy.
On the wall is Alberto at his table fapping to porn.
We can see down the hall to the backroom door. To the left of the door is the artwork for the original y2christ-ComX page 1. Tot he left are 4 posters. One is Dylan in cell art shirtless, one is a photo of Nick taking a drag of his cigarette. One is the men photo of a girls tits that say “Save a virgin, do me instead”, and the last is of a girl with her hands over her vagina but nude.
GARRET
I saw Mike from MxPx on New Years.
DYLAN
Did you guy him a drink?
GARRET
No, he’s famous, he can buy is own god damned drinks.
DYLAN
No he can’t, he’s Mike from MxPx.
GARRET
True, true.
JN
(From bathroom)
Oh god I’m flowing like Niagara!
ALBERTO
Uhhh...meeee...toooo....
SFX
Fap fap fap
BOTTOM TEXT
Y2christ-lite 119(Poo Problems)
BOTTOM TEXT
NEXT: Explanations

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2004-11-05-Y2CL-96-MEET-GURDY
P1
Kepa on a purple cloud bg
KEPA
I’m so alone.
P2
Kepa yelling out on a pink cloud bg
KEPA
When can I have my 3’8” tall, super busty, flat headed, bald, pancake nipples, midget girlfriend. Why God, why do you hate me! Prove to me you are real!!! Give me my dream!! Give it to me and I will preach to the masses about the glory of GOD!!!!!!!
P3
Giant hand in the sky pointing at Kepa.
GOD
Fine, Kepa. You now work for me!!
P3
Text only
SFX
POOF!!!
P4
Kepa in a post looking up at god. Gurdy (Kepa’s dream girl) pointing at him.
KEPA
What the fuck is this shit!
GOD
Your 3’8”, super busty, flat headed, bald, pancake nippled, midget girlfriend.
KEPA
I said bald you ignorant fuck, not balding!
GOD
Fine! I will take her back!
KEPA
You can’t do that, that would be taking a life, and heaved forbid, that would RUIN your image, wouldn’t it GOD? And I didn’t ask for her to be retarded.
GOD
Fine, point taken. But...you still work for me. I will contact you later.
GURDY
My finger points! Durrrrrr
BOTTOM TEXT
Y2christ-lite 96(Gurdy)