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PANEL 1
Dining room set.
K-dizzle at the head of the table, match the positions of the guys in chairs to where they where on the last page. Calvereena, Jeffers, and Earf will be at the table. Leave the foot of the table open (Jonly will be sitting there later on this page)
K-DIZLE
Alright guys, Jonly mentioned playing a board game on page 1, so I figured we'd pick one.
PANEL 2
Jonly walking in through the sliding glass door, one hand on his head, one on his butt.
JONLY NONLY
Hey guys, what happened?
JONLY NONLY
And why does my head and my ass hurt?
JEFFERS
You fell while standing in your salad.
EARF
Is that what we’re calling it?
K-DIZZLE (SMALL TEXT)
I clearly didn't hit you with a sword.
PANEL 3
Close up of Jeffers
JEFFERS
Look, it’s not my fault Jonly looses all sense of his surroundings while he goes off on one of his soap box rants.
JEFFERS
Maybe he slipped and feel and landed on KD’s sweet ass sword.
JEFFERS
Either way, there clearly wasn’t anything kinky, sexual, or weird going on out there.
CAPTION 3
That was sexual assault, wasn’t it? Shouldn’t we turn him in?
CAPTION
Nah, it’s all good. Jonly’s into it.
CAPTION 3
He’s into ass pokes while sleeping?
CAPTION
We all have our hobbies.
PANEL 4
Jonly sitting down at the table.
JONLY NONLY
Oh, whatever. So what we playin'?
K-DIZZLE
Well that depends.
PANEL 5
Shot of K-Dizzle from waist up
K-DIZZLE
Do we want a board game, or a card game?
CAPTION 3
Ok, but if Jeffers didn’t have consent from Jonly prior to poking his cornhole with a sword, then we would call that in?
CAPTION
Oh yeah, of course. He’d be out of here taster than...uh..faster than...
CAPTION 2
Can’t think of a metaphor?
CAPTION
It’s a simile.
CAPTION 2
What?
CAPTION
a simile. a figure of speech involving the comparison of one thing with another thing of a different kind, used to make a description more emphatic or vivid.
CAPTION
metaphor is a figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to an object or action to which it is not literally applicable.
CAPTION 3
FUCKIN’ NERD.