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Panels 1-4 are the same image broken up. It's of the movie theater set with Earf, Calvereena, Jeffers, and Jonly in line. The reader board says "9 days to premiere!"
Background of page is showing the long line for the premiere.
PANEL 1
EARF
Jonly, do you remember when we roomed together in college and I made you watch the original trilogy with me and I recited all the lines through all three movies?
PANEL 2
JONLY NONLY
Is that what we are calling living in my parents garage while I worked on eBay and you worked at Circuit City and we sometimes went to the community collect, Earf?*
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*True story
PANEL 3
EARF
Yeah, my way just sounds better.
PANEL 4
EARF
Also, I share the opinion that a Star Wars film not directed by Lucas will be amazing.
EARF
And Abrams has proven himself with Star Trek for being able to revitalize a franchise.
EARF
I'm also one of the HUGE nerds Lucas pissed off when he removed all the books from Cannon as I had read them all growing up.
EARF
And I do mean all of them.
PANEL 5-6
Earf in an oval over the background on the left, Jonly in an oval over the background on the right.
EARF
I think ALL of the new Star Wars movies hinge on Episode 7. If it's shit, I give up on the whole fucking thing.
EARF
IF it's good, well, then I'll be all in for the trilogy...the spinoffs are going to be harder to convince me of.
EARF
I think Abrams will do a good job. I'm also excited for it, but also tempering expectations because of the prequels.
JONLY NONLY
Well that's neato burrito Earf, but while we wait in line for the Premiere you wanna play Star Wars of the Gathering?
EARF
What the hell is that shit?
JONLY NONLY
Well, Someone made a variation of Magic the Gathering, but with all Star Wars Stuff!
EARF
Holy shit!
EARF
And you printed them all out into real cards so we can play? Just like when you photocopied expensive magic cards so we could build Power 9 decks?*
JONLY NONLY
Yup
EARF
Oh my god this will be epic!
JEFFERS
You nerds have fun with your dork cards, I'm going fishing until the premiere.
JONLY NONLY
Later Jeffers!
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*Also true
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Guys? Did you really leave?
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It's really lonely here by myself.
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Guys...