Character: Alberto

He’s fat. REALLY fat. His weight is something that defies the laws of gravity. How any floor holds him is a mystery of the universe. The only scale that can withstand his weight is the side of the freeway truck scales used for semi’s, and even they stress and strain. He also has a fascination with really bad horror movies, ones from TROMA in particular. That and he likes midget porn….a lot.

Alberto first appeared in y2cl#56 – Nick Go Bye Bye

Below is a fancy list with all the comics Alberto has appeared in:

Nothing is Sacred – Page 17 – KD Fixes the Van

2 274 Oct 18, 2025
Nothing is Sacred – Page 16 – The Pre-Battle

0 358 Oct 17, 2025
Nothing is Sacred – Page 13 – Syn-Sational

2 611 Oct 14, 2025
Nothing is Sacred – Page 12 – The Gangs all here(ish)

0 528 Oct 13, 2025
The Search for Jeffers – Page Ten: time Travel Van

5 120 Aug 11, 2025
24 Hour Comics Day 2017 Page Seventeen: The Pre-Battle

60 780 Oct 09, 2017
24 Hour Comics Day 2017 Page Fourteen: Syn-sational

48 642 Oct 08, 2017
24 Hour Comics Day 2017 Page Thirteen: The Gangs all here(ish)

48 679 Oct 08, 2017
Hiden Things

57 895 May 05, 2016
Hidden Things Answer Key

44 817 May 05, 2016

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